Oh.

My.

Goodness.

America, we did it.  According to the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations, the United States is no longer the most overweight industrialized nation.  Awoohoo!  OREOS FOR EVERYONE!!! But I beg of you, please eat them in moderation as we do not want to reclaim our helm at the top of the fatness hierarchy too quickly. Who knew that coming in second place could feel so good? 

I was going to wait until Monday to broadcast this but since we now have the official word that our bellies have a little room to grow, I just can’t hold it in…Twinkies are coming back to the shelves on Monday, July 15, 2013. Both myself AND Bart Scott “CAN’T WAIT!” 

Oh Twinkies, how I’ve missed you so. 

Talk about happiness. This news makes me happy. I am going to have an OREO to celebrate.

“The lions in front of the Art Institute of Chicago make me happy.”  ROAR!!!!

“Kickball makes me happy.”

“Peach tones make me happy.”  Hmmmm, apparently SOMEbody is doing a little remodeling.  Peach is nice, pretty neutral.  I would probably go with beige or tan though. Oh, wait, what’s that?  Ahhh, right, you didn’t ask for my opinion.