Something bad happened last week – dun dun duuuuun – The Magical Oreo Office ran out of Triple Double Oreos.
Then something even worse happened – my quest to replace them failed.
Then yesterday something amazing happened – I found them!
So today, they were replaced!! And just in time too because we were missing our favorite way to eat them over here – which is to take out the middle cookie and smoosh the chocolate and vanilla cream together. Like this:

Don’t fret, the middle cookie still gets eaten!

Yesterday, while I was away, Kristin did something amazing…She got herself some yummy vanilla pudding and then took some Oreos, crushed ’em up, and added ’em to her pudding. Brilliant! That makes me happy. Anyhoo, diligently following the new instructions to name a gesture that will make someone else happy when they recall said gesture, Ms. Kristin said this:

“There is a man who lives in my building…who I don’t actually think lives there because he is always wearing the same clothes and I see him sleeping in a car all the time…but I bumped into him this morning and he was seriously in love with my dog…so I let them play.”

Ya know what, that even makes ME happy Kristin, that even makes me happy. According to numerous studies, people who have regular interactions with pets are happier. How beautiful. To happiness! Let’s all have an Oreo!